TSN Update: SLOSH Trade Rumours

Posted: January 20, 2011 by sloshhc in News, Uncategorized

January 20, 2010 – 08:00

SLOSH GM Mark “Hurricane” Penelton called a press conference after his six day media shut-out. Many questions were thrown around the room, however next seasons roster seemed to stand out. The GTA Media has been trying to catch a glimpse of the roster next season ever since the All-Star break, when it was made aware that the entire team was headed towards free agent status.

“It’s been a tough negotiation period thus far, and I say thus far as this is an ongoing process. I’m sure you’re all aware of Hurricane, McDiesel, Pitt[BULL], Rico, and Juggernaut’s return. I’d like to take this opportunity to state we have come to an agreement with Coltrain and Showtime as well.”

SLOSH management has been taking some heat from the media lately for holding out on contract negotiations with fan favourite Kapitan Chris “Young Blood” O’Halloran. Rumours continue to build on the blogging circles “O’Halloran isn’t in it for the fans anymore, his head has swelled 10x since making the top 25 list at the beginning of the season” – Sportomatic, “I hope he stays, I’d really love to see him bring back that sexy mustache again too!” – PunkBunny86

Penelton shed some light on the contract negotiations by eluding that SLOSH would like to keep as much of the team together as possible, however he has confirmed that in the upcoming season Derek “Horatio” Laurendeau will be returning, taking the place of veteran David “Klutz” Kletz who has decided to take the season off to attend to personal matters.

Penelton took some heat for the 2 game losing streak SLOSH has been facing. He replied with a smile “I can assure you, we’ve shaken up the lines, and have our starting goalie back. You’ll see a new energy in this team tomorrow. The Devils won’t know what hit them!”

SLOSH remains undefeated this season in their match-ups with the Devils. Following the conference we ran into Greg “Showtime” Belina following practice, while looking like he was shaking off a bit of rust, he feels confident in the win “This is a non-issue. I will get the win. There is no if’s, and’s or but’s about it. Next question…”

  1. showtime29 says:

    It’s great to be back. Like I said before we have the most loyal and attractive fans in the league. Hurricane has been great through this negotiation process and I’m proud to dawn the colors and crest of S.L.O.S.H once again. Now that I am officially back my next order of business is to do what ever I can to help our team get those guys back who haven’t re-signed. As a goalie there is nothing better than seeing #3 Kapitan Chris “young blood” as one of my D… and I will do whatever I can to make sure he’s back next season.

    • youngblood3 says:

      Negotiations are going good, even though it seems like the GM is related to Harold Ballard. With a character move of bringing Horatio back i like the direction the team is going. Only question now is who will wear the big #3

      • youngblood3 says:

        Rumours are swirling my mentor Marcus”HeHateMe”Morson will not be back in the next season. I would really like too see how the club is going to fill that “hole” as marcus would say

  2. showtime29 says:

    My vote is battle to the death… BUT JOUST STYLE… ON ICE… YA!

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