TMZ Report: That Not-So-Gretzky Guy

Posted: February 15, 2011 by sloshhc in TMZ

During last Friday’s game, players had reportedly overheard one referee’s longing works for SLOSH Forward Dave “NotSoGretzky” Stillo. Stripes had said “You know… that 99 reminds me of Gretzky… only a foot taller and 50lbs heavier, but damn can he dangle!”

Many players had to do a double take to ensure that Pierre McGuire hadn’t snuck into a ref’s uniform for the game. The referee’s infatuation with NotSoGretzky seemed harmless at first, almost like a school girls crush. It wasn’t until these photo’s came across our press desk that we realized his fantasies may go a little deeper than previously believed!

SLOSH’s young gunner must have been in talks with his agent during the contract renewal period to bring in some extra cash in the event that his contract was not renewed. With the return of almost the entire roster, this beg’s the question… will CK run this campaign?

Thirsty Penguin waitresses were asked to comment “I dunno his name, but I’d sure like to be that right hand”, “He’s come in here a few times, I’ve even given him better service than the rest of his team, I guess I’m just not fancy enough for his high society circles.”

Marcus “HeHateMe” Morson, who made it out of his bender alive, playing one helluva game was quoted “Looks like I just found stripper bait!

  1. Hurricane says:

    Cocaine is a helluva drug.

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