TMZ PRESENTS: Kapitans dark and dirty past.

Posted: July 13, 2011 by sloshhc in Uncategorized

Photos of Kapitan Chris “Young Bloood” O’Halloran’s childhood recently surfaced on the interwebs. It appears that his love of boose {bus} started as a fond memory from a rather young age.

El Kapitano seen above with his special friend, was questioned about this photo “I guess I can’t deny it anymore… back in those days I was reckless! Young, naive and impressionable. My friend here was the one who 1st introduced me to boose… it was a slippery slope after that. If I could change 1 thing about my past it would be doing boose”

Slippery slope indeed!

It appears once the addiction kicked in, Kapitan moved onto harder, more high-flying versions of boose. 746, a known boose peddler was kind enough to provide comment “We will….. We Willl!……………………… badboy badboy badboy!!!!!

Kapitans managers, friends and family have all come forward saying he has kicked the habit of being a heavy user, though from time to time hits the boose socially, while maintaining control.

We feel this may be the cause of Kapitans apparent benching for Friday’s upcoming game.


  1. Hurricane says:

    Cuz we’re the 3 best friends that anyone can have, and we’re the 3 best friends that anyone can have…

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