TSN Update: SLOSH Hockey Club Retirement Announcements

Posted: February 6, 2012 by sloshhc in News
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After many great seasons of proudly wearing that glorious beer cup on their chests; SLOSH HC inaugural veteran’s David “Klutz” Kletz and Justin “McDiesel” McArthur have announced their retirement from the team.

At a recent press conference, a choked up Klutz stated “it is with great sadness that I must retire from the SLOSH organization, following this season I will be hanging up my skates, and saying goodbye to Lady SLOSH and #13”.

Fan Favourite and Local Celebrity, McDiesel also shocked the ASHL with the confirmation of his retirement as well. McDiesel, who fans have cherished as “Deezy” “Deezy F Baby” and “Mr. Boombastic”, hasn’t seen much ice time in the last two seasons. However will aways be remembered for his electrifying shot and ability to throw the body when push-comes-to-shove.

“Farewell gentlemen, we wish you the best in your future endeavours, and perhaps will see you at SLOSH HC Old Tymer games in the future. You will be missed!” – SLOSH HC

No word yet as to whether or not SLOSH will be retiring Numbers 13 and 24. GM Mark “Hurricane” Penelton was also unavailable to comment on who the organization is looking at to fill the voids in the roster for the Summer 2012 season. Stay tuned for updates!


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