TSN UPDATE: SLOSH Inks new deal

Posted: February 13, 2012 by sloshhc in News

SLOSH Officials announced officially at 4:00pm that they have indeed signed Defensemen Chris Vilone and Jordan Katsiris for the 2012 Summer Season. Some of you may recall Katsiris as the original Drunken Ninja in SLOSH’s break-out season.

Fans are hoping these additions will help shape the dynamic of SLOSH on the road to glory. Memories of Katsiris’ monsterous slap shot, and stories of Vilone’s speed, agility, and all around hockey sense have social media on fire today!

“OMG SLOSH GOT VILONE!!!! He’s like sooo cute and prtty much my fav player ever” – Emma S, Twitter

“Guess now’s as good a time as any to splurge on extra protection… Katsiris is back!” – Every goalie in the league

TSN-Oakville.

Comments
  1. Jeffy G says:

    In unrelated news, Brio stock has quadrupled in value …

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s