ORHL Winter 12/13 Playoff Championship “A Date Which Will Live In Infamy”

Posted: April 4, 2013 by sloshhc in Uncategorized

SLOSH Hockey Club was at peace with that team, and, at the solicitation of The Mighty Ducks, was still in conversation with its management and its GM looking toward the maintenance of peace in the upper echelon of this league. Indeed, one hour after Flying-V squadrons had commenced a shooting gallery in the crease of Greg “SHOWTIME” Belina, the Mighty Ducks ambassador to the ORHL and his colleague delivered to our secretary of League Relations a formal reply to a recent SLOSH message. While this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue the existing diplomatic negotiations, it contained no threat or hint of an epic battle or donnybrook.

It will be recorded that the distance of SLOSH from The Mighty Ducks in the standings makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time the Mighty Ducks Officials have deliberately sought to deceive the SLOSH Hockey Club by false statements and expressions of hope for continued peace.

The attack yesterday on this organization in the media has caused severe damage to the SLOSH Hockey Club and it’s supporters. I regret to tell you that very many SLOSH egos have been damaged. In addition, SLOSH equipment has been reported torpedoed on the QEW between Burlington and Mississauga.

Yesterday the Mighty Ducks also launched as attack against the ORHL.

Last night Mighty Ducks players attacked Di-Mond.

Last night Mighty Ducks players attacked Briargrove.

Last night Mighty Ducks players attacked the Tomiko Jets.

Last night Mighty Ducks players attacked the Oakville Capitals.

And this morning the Mighty Ducks attacked Puckz, our beloved post-game bar.

The Mighty Ducks have, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the ORHL Organization. The facts of yesterday and today speak for themselves. The members of the SLOSH Hockey Club have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and pride of our team.

As Kapitan and GM of this Team and Organization I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense. But always will our whole organization remember the character of the onslaught against us… Time will tell tomorrow, at 8:30pm.

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